King of Big Wheels

Let's be honest for a sec. How many people want to bet the father of the boys who got nailed by their hot teachers might have given them a high five? Having sex with a minor is wrong. But where were these hot chicks when I was in school?

Not very suprising - Star Jones is more annoying than Osama bin Laden, T.O. and Hitler. I wont go into the validity of Am I Annoying or Not.com, but I think that's a pretty accurate poll.

Bad karma and an unscrupulous utility company are forcing me to shut down my own web server and revert back to using free blog hosting. This here's the new site. No old stories, pictures, comments, etc are getting moved over. Live with it.

Details to come.